Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Another Coach Bryant Story

(Written by Michigan great Bo Shembechler)

As long as we're talking about great ones, I should tell you a story about Paul "Bear" Bryant, whom many consider the best college coach ever. It's hard to argue. Bear was one of a kind. A man's man. An old-fashioned, knock-em-down, drag-em-out football coach. Everyone knows how he won more games than any coach in Division I college football. And everyone knows about those great Alabama teams he had. And everyone knows about the national championships he won, and players like George Blanda, Joe Namath, and Ken Stabler, who grew up under his wing.

But I got to know Bear in a different way. They say you never forget your first kiss or your first car. Well, you surely never forget the first time you coach alongside Bear Bryant. It was a hell of a thing.

The year was 1972, The Coaches All-America Game, an all-star game which doesn't exist anymore. We played it in Lubbock, Texas, in July. Have you ever been to Lubbock, Texas, in July? You play at night just to avoid heat stroke. Anyhow, Bear was head coach of the East, and I was his assistant, along with Tubby Raymond, from Delaware.

We flew in about a week early. Now, as you can imagine, it's tough to get players in July. Who wants to risk injury and sunburn? But somehow the West team-coached by Chuck Fairbanks, then of Oklahoma-was loaded. They had all these great players from Southern Cal and Nebraska, including Jerry Tagge, the Huskers quarterback.

And we were at least ten men short. "What are we going to do?" I asked Bear, who by this time was in his late fifties, a little wrinkled, but still the toughest looking son of a gun you'd ever see. "Well, Bo," he said, in that deep, gravelly voice, "we got to get us some players. How many you got up there at Michigan that can play?" "Plenty. But we're only supposed to have three guys from any one team." "The heck with that," he said. "Get all you can." We ended up with five Michigan guys. Bear brought Johnny Musso, his great running back, and a few others from Alabama.

It was all last minute, none of which seemed to faze Bear. He told me, "Bo, coach the offense." He told Tubby, "You coach the defense." "And me," he said, "I'm gonna play golf." And that's exactly what he did. Every day. Tubby and I would start practice and sooner or later, Bear would roll in, wearing some fancy plaid golf shirt and golf shoes. But there was never a question who was head man.

One afternoon, I called a meeting for the offense, and right in the middle, Joe Gilliam, the quarterback from Tennessee State (and later the Pittsburgh Steelers) lit up a cigarette. Now, if one of my Michigan players did that, he'd be kicked out the door. But these weren't my guys. So I went out in the hall where Bear was just wandering around. "Hey," I said, "I want to tell you something. I'm not teaching football to any son of a gun smoking a cigarette." He looked at me and waved his hand. Without saying a word, he walked into that meeting. "Hello, men," he said. They all straightened up. "I want to tell you something: we're here to play football. I don't care what you do when we're not playing football, but when you're in a meeting, or practicing, we'll do things the way they're supposed to be." He paused for effect. "And there ain't going to be no ... smoking.....in...... here. Now, Gilliam, you get that cigarette out!" That was the end of the smoking problem.

As the game drew closer, everyone figured we'd get killed. We still didn't have enough players. We were trying to get Lionel Antoine, the outstanding tackle from Southern Illinois. He was supposed to play, but he was married, and his baby was in the hospital at the time. I called him every day in Chicago, hoping maybe he could make it down. Finally, on the morning of the game, I tried one last time. "How's it going, Lionel?" I asked. "Everything is fine, now," he said. "The baby's all right. But it's too late to play in the game, right?" "Not really. We need you. We don't even have a tackle." He was flattered. "Well, I don't see how I could" "Look, hold on there a minute." And I went to Bear. I told him the kid could play, but he was up north. "Tell him to get ready," Bear said. "I'll send a jet for him." "What jet?" "The university jet." "Well, gee, can you get the jet at this late notice?" "For God's sake, Bo. I bought the @#%$ thing for them! I guess I can get it if I want it!" Believe me when I tell you, Lionel was down there in a matter of hours. I scribbled a few plays on a piece of paper-"You block here, then you block here"-and we stuck him on the bus.

The weather was hot and sticky. Riding to the game, we saw one of those temperature signs at a bank: it read 101 degrees. Bear was wearing his traditional button-down shirt and checkered hat. We got to the field, and the first thing he said was, "Well, @#%$! Look at that! Their bench is over there in the shade and we're in the sun!" He looked at me. "Bo, I want you to get some guys and carry all our benches to the other side. In the shade." "OK, Bear," I said. And we moved our whole team. Carried the benches across the playing field, to the same sideline as the West. Set up right next to them. And you know what? Nobody asked us a single question. That was the power of Bear Bryant.

The game started. Early on, the West had to punt, and Ron Curl-remember him from Michigan State-broke through and blocked it. We got the ball and quickly scored a touchdown. It was 7-0. We kicked off. They didn't move. We got the ball. Went eighty yards and scored again. Now it was 14-0. Less than seven minutes had passed. O. J. Simpson was on the sideline for ABC. He found Bear, who was just standing there, watching all this, not calling any plays. And O. J. said, "Coach, that was a great drive! You sure are moving that ball." Bear said: "Uh, yeah, absolutely. We figure we can, uh, run on these guys. We are well prepared." "Thanks, coach." "Sure." O. J. walked away. I glanced over at Bear and we both laughed and shook our heads.

At halftime, Tubby and I went over some plays. This was Bear's only suggestion: "Bo. The sun is down. You tell them to bring those benches over to the other side now." "OK, Bear." And we moved back across the field. And nobody said a word.

By the fourth quarter, we had rolled up a big score, 35-20, and time was running out. All of a sudden, Bear was standing next to me. I looked up. "Well, come on, Bo," he said, "what are you waiting for? Ain't you gonna run my play?" "His" play-the only one he suggested all week-was a trick play in which you toss the ball to the running back out of the I formation, and he runs left, then throws it back across field to the quarterback, who takes off down the sideline. If it works, it makes the defense look bad.

"Gee, coach," I said, "You run that play, you're really going to rub it in." He glared at me with those thin, steel eyes. "So what?" he snarled. "It's only the @#%$ All-Star game. What the hell. I want my play run!" "OK, Bear," I said. I called the play. Sure enough, it worked to perfection. Our quarterback, Paul Miller, from North Carolina, was wide open and scampered all the way to the two-yard line. And Fairbanks was over there, across the field, screaming at me: "You son of a bitch, Bo! You no-account son of a bitch!"

So I opened my arms and said, "Wait a minute! I'm not the head coach! I didn't call that play." He couldn't hear me. I hope by now he's forgiven me. We punched it in for a touchdown and that was it. 42-20. After the game, Bear gave all the credit to Tubby and me. "These guys did all the coaching," he told the press. "And they did great. Bo, I'd like to take you back to Alabama with that offense. You did a job, man."

That night they had a buffet dinner for everyone. Tubby and I were standing in line, and all of a sudden, over in the corner, we heard that voice, as thick as mud: "Hey, Bo! Tubby! Come on over here! We're not gonna eat that crap! We won the game!" Bear: "Men, I had a few steaks flown in. Sit down. We're gonna eat like champions." And they brought out these porterhouses that were the biggest things I ever saw. We sat there and ate until way after midnight with the old coach, just talking and laughing about the game. What a week. I wish every young coach could get a chance like that.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

A Poem Sent To Me By Walter Little, A Good Friend

A SINFUL SINNER SPEAKS

I think that I have never been
A single moment without sin.
But sins are not what does me in,
It's sinfulness with roots within.

Though Christ has made me born anew,
I'm still human through and through.
My "inner goodness" is sinful goo,
And there's nothing righteous I can do.

My joy is when God looks at me,
It's his Son's perfection that he can see.
Without that holy Substitute,
my works would earn but bitter fruit.

by Walter Little

More Augustine


From The Spirit and the Letter (on Romans 2:17-29):


Nonetheless, they thought that they fulfilled this law of God by their own righteousness, though they were rather transgressors of it. For this reason it brought God's anger upon them, and sin, which was being committed by people with knowledge, became more abundant, because those who did what the law commanded without the help of the Spirit of grace did so out of fear of punishment, not out of a love of righteousness. And for this reason God did not see in their will what human beings saw in their action; rather, they were held guilty as a result of what God knew that they preferred to do, if only they could have done so with impunity. He calls circumcision of the heart a will that is free from every forbidden desire. This is not the result of the teaching and threat of the letter, but the help and healing of the Spirit.

Wow. Never read the Apostle Paul, Augustine, or Luther unless you know you are about to be knocked flat. This quote knocks me flat. - DOB

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Changed Name

I have changed my blog name due to the fact that I was bored with the old one. The new name is a playful swipe at those who believe that a person is ontologically changed at ordination.

Saturday, January 27, 2007

Paul Zahl Quote

This from Dean Zahl's wonderful new book Grace in Practice:

People do not wish to be challenged. People wish to be comforted. They wish to be supported. They wish to be encouraged and sustained. What people wish is to be loved.

Friday, January 26, 2007

Just A (Politically Hot-Button) Thought

OK, so I'm watching Reds with Warren Beatty and Diane Keaton. These two reporters (a man and his wife) are in Russia during the Bolshevik revolution of 1917. They are sympathetic to the cause and get very involved in all of the politics. You see Lenin and Trotsky all over the place and it is a pretty cool movie. Especially if you are sort of interested in Russian history and thought like I am.

Anyway, I just couldn't keep from wondering where the Russian Orthodox Church was in all of this. Obviously, the Church was against the atheism of Marxist thought, but was there more? Was the Orthodox Church tied in with the czarist government of the time? Was the Church as an institution concerned with the plight of the workers around the turn of the century or were they too ingrained in the power structure of the government?

From what I understand about Russian history, Fyodor Dostoevsky was beginning to advocate a Christian Socialism when he died. Sergei Bulgakov (an atheist who was deeply influenced by Dostoevsky and converted to Christianity) codified this Russian Christian political theology. So, it was there and available. Apparently is was rejected by both the church and the Marxists. Could it be that Christianity was seen by the everyman as a system those in power used to mollify the masses and keep them in line? Was it a form of Stoicism that meant nothing more than that?

Does that sound familiar in this day and age? Dean Zahl was talking the other day about how Democrats view Christians as cheerleaders for Republican politics. Is that truly what we have become? Chuck Colson wrote and op/ed to the New York Times saying how evangelical Christians were interested in such issues as AIDS, sex trafficking, and others of that sort. When I was in politics, all the Christian political activists wanted to talk about was cutting taxes, invading Iraq, and gays. Never a peep about those other issues.

Maybe Chrisitanity is about to face some backlash from the Democratic majority in Congress for being rubber stamps for Republican politics. Do we deserve it? Where is our Bulgakov?

Augustine Quote

From The Spirit and the Letter:

For free choice is capable of only sinning, if the way of truth remains hidden. And when what we should do and the goal we should strive for begins to be clear, unless we find delight in it and love it, we do not act, do not begin, do not live good lives. But so that we may love it, the love of God is poured out in our hearts, not by free choice which comes from ourselves, but by the Holy Spirit who has been given to us (Rom. 5:5).